What’s black, white,

and red all over?

the slowest zebra in the herd

Why is it so difficult to sell

a toy zebra?

you can never find the barcode

Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?

the zebra (because they have so many black belts)

What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won’t stop chasing you?

get off the carousel